Charmaine Broke had her birthday and turned into a mega-cutie! She and Dustin ADORE each other.

Yes, that’s a soiled diaper beside her.

posted 16 hours ago @ 21 Apr 2014 with 15 notes
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"Art-loving widower seeks busty wallflower-"

Brandi: Pass.

"Fiery married man seeks discrete lady for frisky daytime liaisons. No prudes."

Brandi: What the Hell is wrong with the men in this town?

posted 1 day ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 20 notes
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Tank: What did I tell you about looking me in the eye?

Stella: Look, I don’t know what your problem is, but-

Tank: My goddamn problem is you being here, Green Filth.

Stella: I don’t understand what you have against my kind.

Tank: You abduct people and impregnate them with unnatural half-bloods!

Stella: We don’t abduct anyone. We only seek out the willing. You’ve clearly been brought up in a household of hate and ignorance toward my people and-

Tank: Don’t you dare comment on my family. If you knew who my father was, you wouldn’t be so smug.

Stella: I don’t care who your father is. He’s clearly an ignorant man. I’m not intimidated by you whatsoever.

Jared: OOOH GIRL!

Ty: Boyfriend, you need to unclench for a moment. Clearly, Stella is fabulous.

Tank: Sitting between an alien and a homosexual. God, my father’s going to have a heart attack when he finds out.

posted 1 day ago @ 20 Apr 2014 with 14 notes
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Tank: Man, I’m not sure sure how much more I can stand, having to share space with an… *gag* alien.

Scott: Well, we’ve got new roommates arriving any minute, so better brace yourself, there, Nervous.

Tank: I’m living with an alien. Trust me, it can’t get worse.

Scott: Lighten up. This is college!

A cab pulls up outside.

Ty/Jared: WE’RE HERE, BITCHES!

Norah: Oh my God, yes! Jackpot! Gay guys!!!

Tank: *gulp* …. :D

posted 1 day ago @ 19 Apr 2014 with 8 notes
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Anonymous said:
You always make things look so nice in your game! Please if you don't mind WCIF the ceiling lights, blinds, stove, all deco items (pots, vase, bowls, plates), the counters, paint, and floor in post/77373008453/?

Thanks for the compliment, but please check out Veranka’s catalog. That’s where most of the Burb kitchen is from (bits and pieces from all kitchens, but the counters are from the Geneva set). You will be dazzled, anon.

Also:

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answered 2 days ago @ 19 Apr 2014
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Maybe they have high playful points too? I don’t remember. But playful sims get bored more easily by studying, I do believe. Or they’re just idiots! :D

Mickey has 9, but everyone knows he’s an idiot (albeit, kind of lovable IMO). Guy and Matthew have low and moderate playful each.

Idiots all around! The Shifting Paradymes house were all annoying with their needs this rotation for me too. The sorority is leading the way in smoothness (or to be able to do things other than just study, fulfill needs etc. They throw a lot of toga parties!)…

posted 3 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 1 note
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Aren’t the boys all slobs and Mickey is also really lazy? Not a good combination…

Yes, I believe so. Mickey is terribly lazy. I’ve had them employ the services of Kaylynn, but they all seem to have rapidly diminishing wants- playing that house is like needing to keep babies fed, well rested and entertained, whereas the girls manage it all so much more smoothly. :\

posted 3 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 1 note
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Tank (coming back from class): WHAT THE-

Stella: Oh hi there! I’m Stella, your new dorm-mate! It’s a pleasure to mee-

Tank: NO NO NO NO! HANDS OFF ME YOU GREEN FILTH!

Stella: Oh my. Hmmm.

Norah: Don’t worry, babe. He’s what we in the Society call, “a raging fucktard”.

posted 3 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 11 notes
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Quite an eventful couple of days for the Tri-Fruhm sisters.

  • During a party, Jessie enjoyed the attention of two guys. She’s really into Gunnar, but he plays hot and cold, so she openly flirts with a random, Clive. Gunnar discovers that, while not enraged, he does mind. So does Matthew.
  • Sarah was innocently skipping rope outside during an hours-long thunderstorm. Just as I thought, “better get her inside”, she was struck by lightning but thankfully lived to tell the tale.
  • Sarah also befriended a dormie, Marcie Alfredson, who agreed to pledge the house! She stayed all night to write Sarah’s paper.
  • Monica joins Jessie in being highly attracted to Sarah’s boyfriend, Matthew. Ugh. Her fat morph is weird too. I hope that’s not another game metaphor.
  • Frances called Jessie late at night. Apparently he really liked what he saw despite being rejected. Though initially indifferent, Jessie found that the more they talked, the more they had in common…
  • DJ is just happily plugging away with Zoe. Zoe comes by everyday and they go upstairs and enjoy incredibly noisy woohoos.

All this and perfect grades too. Well done, girls!

posted 3 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 6 notes
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Conclusive proof that girls are smarter than boys.
(seriously, how does this household run smoothly when the three boys are so terribly needy?)

Conclusive proof that girls are smarter than boys.

(seriously, how does this household run smoothly when the three boys are so terribly needy?)

posted 3 days ago @ 17 Apr 2014 with 3 notes
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